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Archive for the ‘Second Life’ Category

Simulation

Posted by pianowow on May 25, 2008

Note: I cannot take full credit for this short story. I read it about a year ago on some web page and forgot where it was. I’m attempting to reproduce the story here, from memory.

It’s the year 2118, and I walk to work like any other day. The computer simulation research facility at the university is an interesting place to work. Mostly, we try to show what would happen in experiments that are too expensive otherwise. The computer systems have learned to simulate reality to such a high degree of accuracy that the value of real-world experimentation has diminished greatly.

I had taken Friday off, so first on my agenda was to discover what had been done while I was absent.

“Hey Jim,” Barbara said.

“Hello,” I replied.

“You’re going to want to look at this.”

“What’s up?”  I ask.

“Well, we were thinking about the 20th century research of physicists such as Stephen Hawking about what happened in the first moments of the Big Bang. We did some digging, and there is actually enough data and math out there on the subject to start the simulation. We spent the majority of Friday collecting the data and setting up the sim.”

“Okay… what happened?”

“Take a look.”

The computer displayed what appeared to be clusters of galaxies, and zooming in, individual stars within the galaxies. “How long has the sim been running?”

“Oh, we’ve been here all weekend. As you know, time is a variable here, so we advanced the clock about 8 billion years, and you have this. 5 billion years later, check out what happens.” She started to advance the clock and individual stars began to form planetary satellites. “Out of curiosity, we cataloged the stars with 8 planets, and came up with a surprisingly short list… only 350 million or so. Of these, maybe 10 million or so had planets with masses similar to our own solar system. And after some more digging, we found this planet.”

A blue-green globe appeared that looked shockingly familiar. “Is that…?” I asked, taking a closer look.

“It gets better. I zoomed in further, and the continental shelfs appeared very similar to our own. We’d have to get some geologists in here to date it, but we figured we could just advance the clock until we began to recognize our own planet more and more. It turns out it wasn’t as hard as you think. Civilization really changes a planet.”

“You’re not saying you can see us, I mean, humans, can you?”

“Yes.” Giggling, she advanced the clock further. The clock was now using the Gregorian calendar, today’s date, only an hour or so ago.

I saw myself taking a shower. “What is this, some kind of joke?”

“Sorry, but no, It’s not a joke. In fact, we’ve discovered we can’t advance the clock past the current time. Let me show you.” She changed view and pushed the clock as far as it could go. There was an image of the two of us, huddling over the computer monitor.

I jumped around, looking for the camera.

“There’s no camera. We can change the angle, if you want proof.” She rotated the view again, and the angle of the view of ourselves changed back and forth, so we could see ourselves from all angles.

Looking around, I saw no movement in the room.  Nothing was recording us.  I was dumbfounded, because  there I was, looking at the computer.  “How is this possible?” I finally managed to blurt out.

“We’re not sure. But it gives rise to some really interesting questions,” she said mysteriously.

“I’ll say. Turn it off… this is starting to freak me out.”

“I’m not sure we want to do that, actually.”

“Why not?”

“Well, think about it. In this simulation is a simulation of us, looking at another simulation of us, and so on, ad infinitum.” She explained.

“Right, the chain of simulations continues on forever.”

“Exactly. Now ask yourself, what is the probability that we are at the top of this chain of infinite simulations, and we are the real people and everyone below us is the simulation.”

“Huh? But you built this simulation yourself.”

“Well, I might be a simulation of the real me, in another universe above us. There is no way to tell. The fact that we can’t advance the date beyond the current time seems to indicate something. If we turn this computer off, we destroy the simulations, the universes below us. And if we’re just a simulation, we do it because the universes above us will also turn their computer off, destroying us, and everything we know.  So we can’t ethically shut down the simulation.”

“Yeah… I agree.  Don’t turn it off.”

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Lance Ulanoff’s Latest Column

Posted by pianowow on June 18, 2007

This article is a joke. And not the funny kind. The more I think about what he has written here, the more I am baffled by its absurdity. It’s as if Ulanoff needed something to write about to fill his quota and with no alternatives, his Fox News editor decided printing it was better than nothing. Both parties should be ashamed of themselves.

I have many problems with his article. Please read it before continuing, if you’re interested. He speculates that a few websites will be gone by the end of the decade, and mentions Second Life.

1. Second Life and MySpace should never be compared to each other. They are completely different. To lump them in the same category is outrageous.

2. He argues that because the personal websites of the mid 90s faded into oblivion, these sites will also. I have a big problem with this argument. First, I made a webpage in the mid 90s, and it’s still out there, somewhere. Sure, it gets no hits, and I don’t update it, but it’s still there. MySpace won’t disappear because most pages suck. Those people will simply move on, and MySpace will continue to live through the people who know what they’re doing. Second Life has user-generated content, but it doesn’t spread unless it’s good enough to be bought and placed on other people’s land.

3. Second Life could continue to exist even if the entire world wide web completely vanished. It’s a stand-alone program. Completely independent of anything having to do with the web. Much like file sharing programs, or World of Warcraft, it uses the Internet as it exists outside of Google, and all the sites it indexes.

4. I have a problem in general with the Web 2.0 bubble concept. Investors made mistakes when the web was first commercialized, and it created an artificially inflated market. The bubble, so to speak. We’re not seeing rapid growth like the days of the early web. Any bubble he is referring to must not be financial. So it’s some purely philosophical concept that does not deserve any consideration, unless you’re a web designer trying to make money on the Internet.

5. People must make money on Second Life. It’s an economic impossibility for everyone to lose money. I for one have spent something like $50 or so on Second Life so far. Where did that money go? It’s sitting in someone else’s Second Life account. They made money. Profit is another story, but I can’t imagine it being that difficult to do.

6. I imagine that advertising in Second Life is as effective there as it is in real life, if not more so. Honestly, I was psyched when I found out certain companies had online stores in Second Life, and would be interested to visit them.

7. His article is completely baseless. Any article written without sources or data collected somehow is an opinion piece. But he reports this stuff like there are numbers showing the decline in MySpace users or Second Life accounts. In fact, the trends are in the opposite direction. Who does this guy think he is? “I don’t care that the numbers prove me wrong; these sites will disappear becaues I say so.” Give me a break.

There, I’ve vented. I’m okay now.

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Adoption in Second Life

Posted by pianowow on June 12, 2007

I came across something in Second Life a few days ago that really freaked me out for the first time. I mean, weird. I can tolerate most fetishes or behaviors on Second Life that I’ve run across. Not that I would want to participate, but I’ve passed people wearing black leather and carrying whips, and I’ve seen people whose avatars look like bears or foxes, or whatever; none of them phased me. But what I have come across recently gave me chills, and not the good kind.

I knew previously that some people have avatars that look like children. Fair enough. I can understand people wanting to relive their childhood or just “play” with no worries. That I sort of get, but what I don’t get is the concept of adoption in Second Life.

So there are adults sitting at their computer, acting like they are kids in Second Life, and want parents to adopt them! AND, there are adults that look like adults on Second Life that are okay with pretending to raise a child who is actually another adult, possibly older than they are! The idea that someone would be entertained by this is confusing, at best. I think it’s borderline sick. Psychotic might be pushing it a little far, but may come close to my thoughts on it.

There are adoption agencies that charge fees to connect potential parents to “children” needing a home. These people make money off of adoption in Second Life. This is how I came to hear of this whole thing. Someone started an adoption agency on the island that I live on. So if I walk to the pool in my neighborhood, I have to pass by various things you would see in a nursery or play room and a building with parent’s and children’s pictures on the wall.

In an all-adult community (everyone in Second Life is supposed to be 18 or over), the lack of children might make it seem like a bad horror movie, but this can be solved easily enough. There are scripted pets you can buy that follow you around… why not create scripted babies that cry, sleep, etc? They could even, after a few months, grow up and end the simulation, moving out.

All I have to say is, I would never adopt in Second Life. No way.

Posted in Rant, Second Life | 1 Comment »

Computer Upgrade

Posted by pianowow on May 21, 2007

When I first downloaded Second Life and ran it, I became immediately aware of the inadequacy of my video card. So I went to newegg.com and found a great deal on a video card that had been returned to the store in an opened box. The online store sells these at a greatly-reduced price because they may be missing installation CDs, product manuals, accessories, etc. I got an ATI x1550 with 512 MB of DDR2 Video RAM on board for under $90, including shipping. I was thrilled. This is near top-of-the-line stuff.

I had upgraded the RAM the previous week, from 1 gig to 2. I had originally ordered the wrong type of DDR2 memory, which disapointed me. But the customer service for the site I used (clubit.com) was incredible. I sent them a message using their web form saying I wanted a replacement, and they actually called me on the phone (!) to resolve the problem. They sent the replacement RAM with no shipping charges. When I finally had both 1 gig DDR2 sticks, the memory performed much more efficiently. And 2 gigs should be enough for a while. In fact, unless I’m doing some crazy multi-tasking, (think thunderbird, firefox, video editing, photoshop, and second life all at the same time) I probably will never need the page file that uses the hard drive.

I honestly cannot think of an upgrade for my computer that I will want to buy for the next few years. That’s good, because considering what I’m about to write about in my next post, I really should not spend any more money, at all, for at least the rest of this year.

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Second Life

Posted by pianowow on May 9, 2007

Well, on Sunday, April 29, 2007, I was born again! I started my life from the beginning for the second time! I was given an entirely new identity, a new life, a new outlook on everything. I felt like I brand-new man! And I couldn’t have been happier about it. From then on, my life has been completely different. I’ve really made a lot of changes…

It’s not what you’re thinking. Nothing religious should be read into what I just wrote. All I did was create an avatar in Second Life, a popular alternate reality computer game. If your computer can handle it, I encourage you to give it a try. The learning curve is a little steep, but the ambience/appearance/interactivity of everything is amazing. It’s truly engrossing.

In fact, if you don’t have a lot of free time to devote to this game, you may not want to try it. Second Life tends to seek out and devour what little time you may have in your first life.

And if you do ever try this game out, please, don’t be surprised if most of the people you meet are total weirdos. I’ve met lots of them so far. Second Life seems to be the haven of people that have been rejected from the first life. People can act out fantasies or whatever for themselves they can’t in real life. There are basically no rules outside of those that apply to whereever you happen to be. But if you’re on your own land, you’re the boss.

This is where it gets interesting, at least for me. Second Life has it’s own economy, even it’s own currency (Linden dollars). They maintain an exchange rate between most major currencies. You can buy just about anything you can think of and more. For example, you can buy things you take for granted in the first life that don’t come automatically in the second. I won’t go into the specifics, but people tend to look like Barbie and Ken without their clothes when they’re first born.

There is also a freebie culture in second life that doesn’t exist in the first. There are many places you can go and receive almost innumerable objects just by clicking a button. Sorting through them all has been an issue for me. I tend to like things organized. I have received free houses, free plants, free clothing, free animations (so my avatar can dance, smoke, drink, etc), and that’s just the beginning. You can even offer an object as a gift to someone else if you think they will need it or like it. Someone once gave me a cigar that made me lose my footing and fall over, as if I were drunk!

You can also do just about anything in Second Life that you can do in real life. And I do mean anything. I know, I know… stop blushing.

The world you can explore is partitioned up by the various land owners. There is land for rent and for sale, with and without buildings, furnished or unfurnisehd. You have to convert your local currency into Linden dollars in order to purchase high-priced items. I really haven’t spent much money to speak of. I doubt I will ever buy property or build a house. I’ve found too many deserted and completely unlocked houses I can have fun in. Plus there are many public places you can visit and spend time in. Most of the people I’ve met are also homeless, and no one’s the wiser.

Lower-priced items can be bought by working in Second Life. Yes, you can earn a small salary taking surveys, mopping floors, washing windows, or even as an entertainer, dancing. Some people are bouncers, and enforce the rules of the dance club owners. Some clubs or casinos will pay you simply for sitting in their bar or at their slot machines. That’s a great feature!

There are clubs to join, people to meet, places to explore. You say you can’t afford to go to Paris in real life? Go visit the Eiffle Tower in Second Life. It’s quite realistic. You can also visit Amsterdam, one of the most enjoyable cities on the planet. Just last night, I was introduced to a recreation of the Titanic. I’m skeptical as to how realistic the simulation was. But they even offered a reenactment of the sinking of the Titanic. I can’t imagine wanting to experience that. So awful! If you’ve seen the movie, you can bring a friend and pose yourselves as the main characters in many different places. I wouldn’t be surprised if you could record yourself doing the entire movie, scene for scene.

As Second Life is a completely internet-based program, you may come across many people that do not speak English. The alternate world is very diverse, and quite popular. There are millions of registered users. At any given time, much more than a million have signed on in the last few weeks. And at any moment in time you can find 50,000+ people logged in.

Transportation has been revolutionized in Second Life. Instead of getting on a plane to travel, you simply choose where you want to go, click Teleport, and instantly, you arrive. If you decide you don’t want to wait to walk to the next block over, you can fly (yes, like superman), and arrive much more quickly. In case you get lost, there’s a map you can always access, and you can mark your favorite spots to visit repeatedly.

Once you get where you want to go, you may find you’re dressed inappropriately. No problem… drag clothes from your inventory onto your character, and they fit perfectly. Every time! Don’t like the style? Create your own clothing. Don’t like your abs? Buy new ones. Heck, you can even sculpt a new stomach for yourself! Feel like skinny dipping? Four clicks, and you’re clothes-free, no matter how bundled up you were.

Each region in Second Life has a rating. If you are caught doing something inappropriate or wearing (or not wearing) something you shouldn’t (should) in a PG-rated environment, you can be kicked out.

I know of at least one academic researcher who is studying behavior in Second Life. No, this is not the Nutty Professor type of studying. He’s a sociologist. He has found that many rules governing human behavior also apply to Second Life. Things like eye contact, personal space, and courting.

In the interest of being a balanced reviewer, I must say that Second Life’s system requirements are high enough to keep many people from playing, even if they wanted to. Also, even on a current system, the game can crash, or stop responding for several moments before it comes back to life. I’ve also been trapped on more than one occasion, not being able to teleport out of the current place I was. People can be rude, just as in real life. For example, it’s not uncommon to be in a group setting and have multiple people bump into you while you’re trying to chat or look around.

Beacuse I’m only a little over a week old, the experience hasn’t lost the “novel effect” yet. I’m probably over-zealous because I’m new, and I’m just discovering all this place has to offer. I may find myself signing on less and less as the weeks and months pass. At least I hope so. I have other priorities, like exercising and studying, I need to work on.

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